Hello, this Palak Paneer typing from Mattar Paneer's computer, yes, Mattar Paneer its spelt mAttar Paneer, rather than the former WRONG spelling given by you formerly of Muttar Paneer. If anybody is wondering, Mattar Paneer is "nut meg" though I refuse to call her by this vulgar name. Mattar Paneer evokes spice, flavor, aroma, and depth. NutMeg evokes, hard, unscented, unused, and stowed away in a drawer, never to be used again except fot the odd dish here and there. (well they had to buy it for SOMETHING, right?) Anyways, I would like to introduce my other fellow contributors. Paneer Paratha and Aloo Gobi. Anyways, I am the official pop-culture critic, critiquing everything from movies, to concerts, to celebrities to EVERYTHING!!! I am going to upload some of my other reviews that were written on my old blog.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Idiot!?!?!?
Papaya, are you calling me an idiot?!?!? Humph. Remember the other blog, chadu and ladu. haha that was funny.... well if we're all making up ourselves random names I'll be... nah I'd rather not be named after an Indian food... decide for me okay?... Actually no... Papaya CAN NOT decide... we'll let matar paneer or whatever decide.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Weeelcome
Yo, yo, yoo
It's me, NutMeg. Well i'm not really an idiot, it's my friend Papaya here who decided to call us the 4 idiots. She is...uhh let's say, interesting. I'm sorry, Papaya. It's you who calls me the annoying swimchick, " a garnish, a spice if you will."
And Papaya, you wanted to name us after indian foods? I will tell you only once, I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, appreciate being called "Mutter Paneer", thank you very much. Well I shouldn't single you out, Papaya.
Let's talk about, you. Yes, you know who I'm talking about, Rudabega(if that's how you spell it). It's soo disturbing to hear you talk about Moms dancing on a stage. *shiver*
And you, Aloo Gobi, hey, don't get mad at me, it's our friend Papaya's fault. And now she's begging on her hands and knees for me to erase your name, or at least for me to take the name of "Mutter Paneer" and then she will change her name to "Palak Paneer"...Okay, i'm gonna publish this post before my friend Papaya tries to steal the computer away from me :)
It's me, NutMeg. Well i'm not really an idiot, it's my friend Papaya here who decided to call us the 4 idiots. She is...uhh let's say, interesting. I'm sorry, Papaya. It's you who calls me the annoying swimchick, " a garnish, a spice if you will."
And Papaya, you wanted to name us after indian foods? I will tell you only once, I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, appreciate being called "Mutter Paneer", thank you very much. Well I shouldn't single you out, Papaya.
Let's talk about, you. Yes, you know who I'm talking about, Rudabega(if that's how you spell it). It's soo disturbing to hear you talk about Moms dancing on a stage. *shiver*
And you, Aloo Gobi, hey, don't get mad at me, it's our friend Papaya's fault. And now she's begging on her hands and knees for me to erase your name, or at least for me to take the name of "Mutter Paneer" and then she will change her name to "Palak Paneer"...Okay, i'm gonna publish this post before my friend Papaya tries to steal the computer away from me :)
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